DON’T TOUCH THAT REMOTE! We got a real special show for you folks this monthyou’re gonna love it! I, the one and only true Harley Quinn, will be appearing for one night only on Throatcutter Hill’s premier public-access TV station. Sure, the folks working there don’t know it quite yetbut when I get there, I’m sure they’ll see things my way and air my show! This is a real wacky onewe got so much formal experimentation in here that you’ll be going Great Tom King’s Ghost! by the end of the issue!